tom foolery

signs i was not meant to cook for my husband's department today:


1. i forgot the ham and had to thaw it in the sink

2. i don't have any aluminum foil so nothing will be covered

3. i don't have any eggs - everything has egg beaters

4. i dont' have any cream of chicken soup so my potatoes have cream of celery

5. while holding the milk (opened) i turned it sideways to pick something up, dumping it all over my hot oven and floor

6. while melting butter in the microwave i set it for 10:00 instead of 1:00 and then go into the other side of the house

7. when removing dark burnt extremely hot butter that splattered all over the microwave, from said microwave and placing it on sink/counter top - fiestaware bowl shatters spraying burnt butter in all directions

7.5. did i mention said butter was extremely hot?

8. when pouring oil in to measuring cup for brownies, i sneeze dumping oil all over my floor....along with milk

9. when going down stairs to find something on hurting knee i find turkey that my brother took out of the deep freeze last night when he was digging around in there, sitting out in the floor, which means now i'll be having another fiasco day of cooking later this week – guess what guys you’re having turkey and dressing Thursday!!!!

10. while fretting over lack of foil i walk into dining room and discover 2 DISPOSABLE baking dishes that come with their own DISPOSABLE lids